"To die would an awefully great adventure"

Singing wearing a seatbelt, no dude being a total jerk to a girl does not make you look cool I really wanna see you :(. I Hate it when you're having the best dream in the world, you get woken up and can't get back to it; I know you goat your swag on but could you please walk faster?! I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make the effort... for once! lying down at night thinking about those moments you just wanna re-live. "Did I ask you?" "no... then shut up." Freak out while playing a video game because you're about to die :), Every relationship starts as a friendship, oh, I'm sorry I forgot I only exist you when you need something. Texting people who actually text real convos and not just k, yup, yea, k, I know, yeah, cool, lol. attracting nasty skanks does not make you a stud. it just means your own kind recognizes you. laughing so hard no sound comes out so you just clap. cancel cancel cancel....fuck message sent...kill me now. First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone, "I want to be you favorie hello you hardest goodbye." Nah, don't worry about me. it's not like I had my hopes up or anthing. Treat your girl right... or another guy will; you'll never find anoyone who would do the things I've done for you <3 one last kiss beofre I go...okay maybe 3 :) looking at a cut or bruise and thinking.."when did that happen?". If your going to bail on me at least tell me so I don't waste my time waiting. restarting the song when you mis your most favorie line, I smile when my phone goes off and your name shos up :). Hate it when you read soemting you don't what to know, I alot more than you may think I know. I jsut keep it to myself to save the trouble of an arguement. I love my mom for everythign she has done. unplanned moments are always better then the planned ones. *click*...*click* -_- *CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!!! *computer freezes* - *slams mouse* W.T.F.!!!! home alone? Music volume to the maX


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